Dear Diary,

Let's talk about relationships. Today i had a very long conversation with my ex regarding the status of our friendship. Apparently after a very long IM conversation, we (mostly he) reached the conclusion that the status of our "relationship" is my fault. This i don't get. Why do people expect me to be the one to do the calling, to do the texting, to do the visiting. But when i don't apparently, that means i've ex-ed them. Is it just me but last time i checked it takes two to make a relationship work. I mean,i'm not exactly getting calls from people asking me to hang out or just calling to say hi. I mean, if you want to be realistic i can infer that they've ex-ed me

Nigerians are too melodramatic. They read meanings into the smallest and simplest of things. I mean if a 'friend' hasn't called you for a while, shouldn't you pick up the phone and call. Lets call a spade a spade, if you don't keep in touch or make an effort to keeping touch then why should you expect others to do the same.

So to all the friends of Dorothy out there, next time you go throwing accusations about people exing you, take a good look in the mirror. You might be actually accusing yourself.